I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
