i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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