Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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