Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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