i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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