you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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