I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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