plz talk dirty to me
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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