Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize