it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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