nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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