It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
i need some magic done to my vagina
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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