Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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