i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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