Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
