i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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