I need help removing her.
Non-Jews are for practice
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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