this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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