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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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