Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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