dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I wish i was in the wii world.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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