please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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