Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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