I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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