Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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