Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You're like the curious george of whores
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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