there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He? As in you personified your dick?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
