just survived the first fart of the relationship.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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