Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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