Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Alive.
So much puke
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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