I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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