Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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