is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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