So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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