You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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