somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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