That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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