I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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