When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I didn't notice because vodka
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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