You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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