So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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