We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
MIDGETS
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
