cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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