new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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