Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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