So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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