so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She announced her abortion via fbk
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
