i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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