I look better un-naked...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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