Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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