Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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