so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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