it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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